Dinosaur Jokes
Pick your favorite!
She had to bring it back!
Mitchell: Why did the Triceratops cross the road?
Robert: He didn't, the chicken crossed the road.
Mitchell: Well, why did the chicken cross the road?
Robert: To get away from the Triceratops!
How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
Your nose hits the ceiling!
What do you call a dinosaur with one leg?
Eileen!
Mother: Why are you crying?
Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother.
Mother: That's no reason to cry.
Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
The Terror-dactyl!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
A dinoscore!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A Tricera-hops!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork!
What made the dinosaur's car stop?
A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A dino-saw!
Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
A dino-sewer!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
Tricera-cops!
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