Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Unicorn Science

There is some debate as to whether Unicorns fart rainbows or glitter, the explanation above shows one theory of how a Unicorn could possibly fart a rainbow. Other theories include Unicorns actually flying through rainbows and accidentally swallowing some rainbow dust, Unicorns eating skittles, and the possibility of  the Unicorn waving their magic hoof (only one of the four are magical) as they poot to turn the poot into a rainbow!

The other school of thought claims that Unicorns actually fart glitter.... this gets a little complicated! The hoof theory also applies here but theorists claim there is a fancy prance step that must be completed before the fart in order for the flatulence to turn to glitter, other instances of glitter farts are taken from the little known fact that each Unicorn has a rider (a fairy) and when the Unicorn farts, it is up to the rider fairy to wave their fairy wand and fill the air with glitter!

Another legend contends that Unicorns are naturally able to fart glitter as a defense against predators. This very same legend points out that Unicorns developed glitter farts to blind their opponents in battle. Since Unicorns do not know how to fight, they instinctively shot glitter into the eyes of their opponents to temporarily make their eyes water so the Unicorn could escape safely. This method also shamed the predators as they had to explain to their fellow predators that a Unicorn farted glitter in their eye and that is why they were late for dinner!

Check out Durango Toy Depot for Sticky Mosaic Unicorn craft kits!

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