Instigate Fun in historic downtown Durango!

From the Brain of Marky Sparky!

Faux bow, everything about it is fake! How's that? From Marky himself....

"Everything about this toy is fake. We admit it. From the faux Black Ebony handle to the fake bow string. It's all fake. All fake except the performance. The Faux Bow was designed with only one goal: To be the best performing toy bow on the market. We beat all the competition by miles. Every Nerf® enthusiast's jaw will drop at the distance and accuracy of this beast. It out shoots and out distances everything in the class. My mom always told me not to judge a book by its cover. No truer words could be said about the Faux Bow™. Under its fake exterior lies the heart of a dragon (here comes the segue). So, if dragons are on the menu... Faux Bow™ is ready to do some slaying.

Comes with 3 perfectly balanced Faux titanium arrows and one 3 arrow quiver."
 

After reading all this and actually taking one out of the package... we decided to see for ourselves if this was the best performance bow on Main street. We put on our best Brave face and took to the sidewalk! At first, we tried to shoot the arrows inside Fuzziwig's Candy Factory front door from across the street. We figure the street is about 60' wide. Our aim was off a little as we kept hitting above the door! Then we tried our front door, alas we overshot the door and hit the awning above the door several times in a row. The challenges we had were the wind, the cars travelling on Main Street, and the people walking on the sidewalk! Nonetheless, we had fun (and so did the pedestrians)!

 

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