Can ya get any Wackier than a couple of jokes?
An elephant was drinking out of a
river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled
on over and kicked it clear across the river.
"What did you do that for?" Asked the giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory" said the giraffe.
"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".
"What did you do that for?" Asked the giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory" said the giraffe.
"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a telephone!
(Wait for it)
(Wait for it)
Well, take these pills and if they don't work
give me a ring!
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